Country Dictionary

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bonjela

A deliberate mis-pronounciation of the french greeting "bonjour" taken from the mouth ulcer cream. Often used as a greeting, it is commonly used when answering the phone

*ring ring* ".....bonjela? oh, alrite dave!"

by Will Neal October 15, 2006

bonjela boobs

Artificially enhanced breasts, no matter how much you slurp on them she feels zip.

Her Bonjela boobs ie nipples wouldn't rise for a king.

by Dezy W February 19, 2022