A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a woman's belly sticks out further than her boobies do. There are 4 types of Boobie-doo Disease. - Pregnitis: A fully acceptable and temporary form caused by being pregnant. - Indentitis: Acceptable, but disappointing. This is the result of extreme lack of boobies, also know as being flat. - Ponchitis: The ponch creates a belly that is much too flabby. Cures are possible through diet and exercise. - Guntitis: More common in older females. The mystery that is the gunt, which is partly made up of belly, protrudes a distance greater than the boobies.
Hey man, why won't you go on a date with Sarah? Dude, she's caught a bad case of Boobie-doo Disease. Really? Yeah man, serious case of Ponchitis! Hey Trevor, I noticed your girl's showing early signs of Boobie-doo Disease, you gonna step in and say something? No worries, bro. It's just a case of Pregnitis! For real? Congrats buddy!