A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your ballsack is so large and droopy you can almost use it as like a bouncy ball when your bored during quarantine
Friend1: what’d you do over quarantine Friend2: I was playing with my bouncing betty
When a girl gives a guy a handjob so long and hard that the skin on the penis becomes raw and bleeds. AKA Bouncing B.
Dude I can barely walk today because my girlfriend gave me a bouncing betty last night!
A really annoying device in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3. It is essentially a claymore, but harder to spot and escape. In other words, the perfect noob weapon.
Aw man, All of these bouncing bettys are really annoying the crap out of me.
A Bouncing Betty is similar to a boob job but with butt cheeks instead.
That stripper gave me one hell of a bouncing betty. Her ass was bouncing up and down my dick.
Bouncing Betty- 1. an old flame or ex-girlfriend that never let go who pops up stirs up all kinds of old crap then disappears, an emotional land mine that pops up out of the bush to chest level and sprays shrapnel. 2. a woman or ex girlfriend who just bounces in and out of one's life These are best spotted and disarmed prior to explosion. The best way to do this is to leave them under a BIG rock.
Bra I got this Bouncing Betty who lost her virginity to me who keeps popping up and telling me she's in a miserable abusive relationship. Bra I have had this Bouncing Betty that I have been friends with for years, but we only talk when she's going through some shit with her old man.
a large set of women’s breasts that perform a lively mating dance with the eyes of every man whos body is coursing with testosterone (A man need not be in eye-shot of such a spectacle to be effected as his...ur, umm…”divining rod” points the way like a compass to magnetic north.)
Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. I’ll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. What’s your ruling on the blonde? Wingman: The dewclaws are up.
A type of landmine characterized by its detonation only when pressure that has been placed on it has been released. After release, the mine springs into the air spewing shrapnel in all directions.
The private stepped on the bouncing betty and took out the whole platoon.