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Bowl Job

The act of getting a blowjob while simultaneously hitting a bowl.

Last night my girl came through with the sweetest nugget and gave me a bowl job... I think she's the one.

Bowl Job

When someone feeds you something (anything) from a bowl while wearing lingerie. You are also tied up somehow.

Man, my wife only gives the baby bowl jobs now, and she doesn't even mean it the same way.

Bowl Job

A popular haircut in the 90's made by placing a bowl over the victim's head and shaving everywhere else.

Dude, that loser's haircut looks awful, it looks like his barber gave him a bowl job.

Bowl Job

During a hate fuck, preferably in the ass, while in the bathroom you position them over the toilet and donkey punch them when you bust a nut and flush while their head is immerced in the water. Not only causeing pain but adding insult to injury by giving them a swirly.

I gave that bitch a bowl job last night after we had a few drinks.

Bowl Job

An act or instance of smoking a bowl of weed, in apology for a fuckup

1)Bro, I’m sorry I walked out with giving you the $100 I owe you for the dankest shit I’ve smoked in a while. Let me give you a bowl job to make it up to you. 2) Bro, thanks for driving me out to give my dealer the money. Let me give you a bowl job to make up for the hassle.

bowl job

Oral sex while you are shitting. A combination of the words "toilet bowl" and "blow job".

Man, that whore is so dirty... She just gave me a bowl job in the outhouse.