A fork of Rural Dictionary
They are a type of women's underwear that look like men's shorts. The length will vary depending on the style, some will not go down to the hips. They are an alternative to Granny Panties. Pretty hot.
"Look I even got some pictures on my phone
Look at there, there she is with some boy shorts on"
-R. Kelly - Same Girl (feat. Usher)
A piece of clothing often worn by kids who beat up infants with boxing gloves in the playground. It is a sign of raw strength and power to all preteens or tweens.
Jerry McFuckface: Hey, here comes Walter with his Big Boy Shorts!
Gary Pussington: Shit, we better skrrt, homie!
For men 5”8 and under—we’re not y’all but we have other body parts to compensate ;) and will treat u better than anyone ever can
Girl #1: Sam is so short, I’m not dating someone that’s 5”6
Girl #2: He really has that short boy magic tho
December 22nd is short boy appreciation day, so send this to all your short guy friends.
Stacy: oh hey Joe, it's short boy Appreciation day!
Joe: bruh I'm not that short
On December 3 people are supposed to kiss every shirt boy that they find.
Girl: Hey random short dude! It’s kiss a short boy day so, muah!
A short kid that has a huge Dick
Why are you dating David he's so short
He has a Short Boy Surprise ;)