A fork of Rural Dictionary
It is a really good blow job from that one hot nerd.
This nerd Gabriel gave me a good brain job.
The sexual act of taking someone's eye out with a spoon, or any sort of instrument, and then having sex with the eye socket, until you ejaculate onto the brain.
"Did you check the doctor I recommended out?"
"Are you kidding? He looks like the kind that would give me a Surgical Brain Job as soon was I was asleep."
When your mind is blown by new information and you are unable to function, paralyzed.
Person1: ''Well, parachute is a word.''
Person2: ''Woah....can you stop giving me a brain blow job right now?!''