A fork of Rural Dictionary
A ceral that tastes somewhere in between cardboard and shit.
"I shat on a piece of cardboard and it tasted better than bran flakes"
a word used to describe boring and dullness
ayo have you seen bob he's pretty bran flakes
A visually attractive person who is both uninteresting AND unreliable, specifically in the context of dating/hook-up apps.
Friend 1: "So I was chatting with this really cute person online, but they seemed a little dull and distracted, and then they ghosted me."
Friend 2: "Gurl, sounds like you were chatting with a bran flake, pay them no mind!"