Country Dictionary

Drinking alcohol before 10am any day of the week

Francine was regularly breakfasting and was usually asleep by noon. We woke up early and went breakfasting downtown.

A meal...obviously...

Who the fuck needs to know what breakfast is? Seriously...why are you even searching it?

A mythological event before the dawn of time.

"I don't believe that there is enough evidence to suggest that breakfast is a plausable event. With a lack of eye witnesses, we are forced to conclude that it does not exist"

ass

I eat ass for breakfast

In actuality; truthfully spoken. Stated without irony or any intention of deception. As opposed to for dinner.

"I don't even have a mobile phone." "Oh, for breakfast?" "Yeah, for breakfast--never had one."

The first meal of the day, sometimes served in bed. However, dinner is much better in bed.

You may get breakfast in bed, but I get dinner in bed, which is much better.

Eggs and bacon, nuff said

Breakfast usually consists of some eggs, bacon, toast, coffee and/or orange juice, chocolate milk, regular milk etc Breakfast is good