A fork of Rural Dictionary
A womans breast implants burst at Taco Bell yesterday.
Doctor: I'm Sorry, but your wife was in a car crash Man: But she has no injuries Doctor: Well if it wasn't for her breast implants she'd be dead
n. boob enhancer, melon ripener
the hooker got breast implants to brighten her career
Boy: Wow your boobs are like.. Anna Nicole's.. *shudder* Girl: Sorry. I just couldn't help myself.
Pseudo-intellectual to the highest degree. Far beyond exhibiting fake intelligence, a breast implant intellectual uses high-level vocabulary incorrectly to sound smarter. They often post on social networking sites like tumblr. and Facebook about the literature (especially coming-of-age novels) that they are currently reading to appear more intelligent. In reality, breast implant intellectuals are the dumbest motherfucking posers on the planet.
Breast implant intellectual: so, as I somnambulated through the pages of The Perks of Becoming a Wallflower, I realized that the acquiescence of the defenestratory characterization really brought out the internal struggles of the characters. People who are actually smart: wtf srsly