A fork of Rural Dictionary
A name for a person who thinks there a great captain but in reality they are just a squirrel
Person1:the captain is such a broad bean Person2:ikr
When a Jeee is too long and a Shesh is too harsh, give them a broad beans for casual appriciation.
*Nissan Gtr drives by* ... Broad beans
The art of inserting only your testicles into your partners arse. Once your balls are firmly wedged into your partners arse you can proceed to pull your cock & ejaculate all over your her back. "WARNING" If your partner does not expect a load splattered all over thier arse & back, the shock can cause your partners muscles to tense up & cause severe testicle pain.
Doctor: Why do your balls smell like shit & look like french truffles... Perpertraitor: I shoved my Broads Beans into my missus arse... Doctor:That explains the shit smell, what about your decomposing balls... Perpertraitor: As I was about to blow my load I told her to look around at me...My missus now has pink eye...