A fork of Rural Dictionary
school more prestigious and well known than most colleges. students seem normal until you compare them to kids from different schools and realize they're just weird. they will merge mainstream slang & words like "like" w/ SAT words and are kind of hard to understand if you arent one of them but waay cool. most of the girls are goodlooking, and aren't exactlty "nerds" but most get good grades. equal ratio of extremly hot guys to guys so ugly you can't even look at them. science kids can be easily identified by other sciencites, even if they've never seen each other.
"Omg! I was at like the Bronx Science against Clinton basketball game & a guy from clinton missed when he threw the ball while standing on the parabola that's on the court." "yo I'm so pissed. I broke my new TI 84 silver addition running from a seagull on campus today"
A school that may or may not be filled with nerds. We eat from the ghetto truck everyday (even though ned's truck is better) but never get any fatter, mostly because we spend our free time running away from those fucking seagulls. We are physically incapable of being racist, because any racist will have the living shit shanked out of him by EVERY RACIAL GROUP. The security policies in our school are BS (as in Bronx Science, of course) thanks to fucking Clinton, those murderous raving beasts. Unlike Stuyvesant, we have the will to live and school spirit :). We are fucking geniuses, but our school slogan sucks. We are most definitely not worth the trip, fuck, my commute is 3 hours. We are in the middle of nowhere, the Bronx, and our only connections to the outside world are the 1 and 4 trains. Despite all of this, we are amazing.
kid1 (1am): yo what time you getting to school monday? bxsci student: well, i left my house 5 minutes ago kid1: aiight see you thursday Did you see that kid at bronx science? Yeah he was fuckin white (gets shanked by several russians, czechoslovakians, arabs, and somalians)
When the guy desperately copying homework in the hallway is an ISEF finalist, the girl vaping in the back of english has a 1600, and the kid skipping school to play valorant has a full ride to Cornell
1: Hey did you hear about that Bronx science kid who won a national debate tournament 2: yea he’s my weed dealer
lol. number four didnt get into bronx science.
bronx science reference above.
The one school where you are with either Stuy rejects or people who ACTUALLY put bronx first. the bathrooms are concerning. Trust me. and it's totally not because all the upperclassmen are addicted to something. But it's fine because you'll probably never reach the bathroom in the small cramped hallways that have our tiny lockers. when you're outside getting food from either Ned's or Jay's but not Tony's cos that's too far and DEFINITELY not Michelle's cos that' a rude woman with disgusting food, get ready for the large crowd and the possibility of not being able to order anything cos they cant see you or you aren't loud enough, so keep a tall, loud friend nearby.once you're done and you go inside from the one tiny stairwell that 2000 kids squeeze through every day, you walk to the entrance by the lunchroom where the same 2000 kids who take vallo have to squeeze through but people like to be bitches and cut in from the side. but for some reason we can't walk in through the main entrance that has too many door. we're ghetto and yet most of us are from either Queens or Manhattan so we waste $3000 a year for vallo, the private bus service that constantly has buses breaking down, so you'll have to wait sometimes on the highway for other buses to pick you up. but we still do this cos its better than taking the ever so unreliable 4 subway. but it's ok cos we are all smartasses who cant miss a day cos if you do, you're screwed for you geo test cos cervons proofs are hard as fuck
me: (it's literally all up there ⇞) ashley: well i dipped to long island tom: haha can't relate i go to your dream school stuyveSANT cos Bronx Science was my "safety school" me: *thinks "my safety was dozo"
Of the three elite special highs the one with the shittiest infrastructure
Ever wonder why you only see pictures of our courtyard when you search up images of Bronx Science?
noun,verb 1) A science school in the bronx 2) A place where the majority of the people practice Larrywong 3) to pwn someone in any science matter
Where's bronx science? In the bronx you retard Shit, I heard they did larrywong in bronx science. Fuck, you just got bronx scienced in that intel project.