A fork of Rural Dictionary
a turtle licker is a person who licks the end of a poo when it is just coming out of someone's bum.
these people get a good rush of adrenaline when doing this and think its a brilliant sensation.
''Kami Bolton licked Emily Taylors Shit Turtle As She Thought It Was A Good Thing To Do At The Time.....this means she is a Brown Turtle-Licker''