A fork of Rural Dictionary
A bum crumb is an object that is forced up your buttock when you sit on it. It can also be spelt like this: bumb crumb.
What happened doctor? Oh you had a rare inconvenience called a bum crumb also known as the bummeth crumbosis it is when an object becomes suck up ones buttock when they sit on it.
The sprinkles of fecal matter, rolled up tissue and odd arse crack pube that is often found left on the back of the toilet seat post-poo.
Usually left behind by an over-enthusiastic wiper.
(Often confused with Chuff Nuts which are bum crumbs that remain attached to the crack hair)
Yeh I noticed I'd left a shit-ton of bum crumbs behind; looked like someone had been eating a chocolate biscuit over the back of the bog.
Ah fuck! Dave's left a load of bloody bum crumbs around the toilet again. That guy needs to stop wiping his arse like he's trying to polish his Rusty Sheriff's Badge. Dirty bastard!
The rolled up toilet paper crumbs left behind your backside on the toilet seat.
dirty toilet seat,clean your bum crumbs off the toilet!
The Bits of dried poop that hang from ass pubes that some people pick at.
This nigga don’t wipe he got bum crumbs😂
the crust left behind in your butthole, from feces. usually in small pieces, like a loose dingleberry.
I farted one day, and I had bum crumbs all in my underwear.
the crust left behind in your butthole, from feces. usually in small pieces, like a loose dingleberry.
I farted one day, and I had bum crumbs all in my underwear.
Small pieces of shit left on your ass when wet farting, squirting power poops, or wiping like a retard.
Stevie has no thumb and leaves bum crumbs when he attempts to wipe his shit off his ass.