A fork of Rural Dictionary
To deficate on a persons head while they are in a body of water.
Jon passed out and spilled beer in the hot tub, so he was buried at sea for his mistake.
Defecating into a toilet, the ocean, the lake, or any water anywhere.
I ate a taco bell, and the next morning I really had to bury Osama at sea, but the toilet was out of order.
A euphemism for taking a dump. Much in the vein of 'taking the Browns to the Super Bowl' and 'taking one's talents to South Beach.'
Dude, I just ate Taco Bell, now I feel like burying Bin Laden at sea.
I overdid it at the all you can eat chinese buffet earlier. Reckon I'll have to go and bury bin laden at sea. I might be a while.
An attempt to close down a contentious matter by taking unilateral action. Usually has the opposite effect and spawns a thousand conspiracy theories
The US Army chose to bury at sea; "Megatron", leader of the "Decepticons", to maintain the illusion that there are no aliens on earth, and society is safe.