A fork of Rural Dictionary
The incredible skill of being able to not only play the trumpet but to harness the sheer power of your inner rectum to play a trumpet with your butthole
My butt trumpet skills were insane until I lost my mouthpiece in my ass
VERB: The act of farting when sitting on the toilet. The design of the toilet acts as am amplifier and makes the fart louder.
I was playing the butt trumpet yesterday after eating all that chili.
Hillary Clinton supporters, lately. All they can say is, "Butt Trumpet this or Butt Trumpet that!"
"Yeah, we know Hillary takes millions from oppressive totalitarian regimes in exchange for arms deals, but Trump is worse!" said the Butt Trumpet.
Lupin - "You always have been and you always will be a BUTT TRUMPET. You know why? Cause YOU'VE got a trumpeting BUTT!" ::makes farting sounds::
Sound (farting) emitted from rectal area resembling that of the brass instrument.
My family has musical talent. Mother plays the BUTT TRUMPET every morning. Father is especially good playing the base.
the butt trumpets heralded the arrival of the chocolate thunder god, Flatular!!
A loud flatulation. An uncontrollable/involuntary but audibly noticeable fart.
"That Mexican food sure gave me a case of butt trumpets."