A fork of Rural Dictionary
A stupid follower of a ridiculously over rated thing.A brainless idiot whos idea and opinions should not be allowed to be heard
You like Bose you butt monkey
The product of anal sex, by which a person is anally impregnated with a child/monkey like creature which then lives and feeds off the host's anal secretions/feces. This child is neither human nor primate, but is a creation of pure lust and kinkiness.
"Dude, I laid this chick 3 months ago, and now she's got a kid, but its pink and hairy and lives in her ass... wtf did we do that night... apparently it's what they call a 'Butt monkey'"
A Character in a television show, manga, anime, comic book, webcomic, etc. who constantly gets abused and never gets ahead in life. Played for comedy.
Waspinator is a Butt Monkey! He even says 'Why universe hates Waspinator?!'
Someone who has an invisible, permanent "Kick Me" sign taped to their back. They're the butt of almost any demeaning joke, they commonly have horrible luck, and a large amount of horrible things happen to them. Their existence is just to solely have horrible things happen to them. If anything positive happens to them, the person usually gets screwed over in the end.
Charlie Brown from Peanuts is probably the best example for a "Butt Monkey". Bill Dauterive from King Of The Hill.
One who clings to the butt of another as a monkey clings to a tree, a butt-kisser.
I can't beleive you bought a birthday present for your boss, you are such a butt-monkey.
A Butt-Monkey is someone who worships another person. They laugh at all their jokes whether they're funny or not, they think they're great even when they're not and generally strive to spend as much time with that person as they can. The person the Butt-Monkeys follow is called a Butt-Monkey King or Queen.
1. A general insult. 2. A sycophant, or "brown-noser." 3. Someone who is extremely irritating or annoying, a "pain in the ass."
1. God, you're such a butt monkey. 2. Jones is such a kiss-ass butt monkey. 3. Dammit! Would you stop being such a butt monkey and LEAVE ME ALONE?!