A fork of Rural Dictionary
An acronym for "Big Vagina Syndrome", as made by the comedy rock band Steel Panther
Big Vagina Syndrome is becoming a common disease
Ladies that have this affliction are never easy to please
If you poke someone with B.V.S. there's not much you can do
It's like filling the Lincoln Tunnel with an Oscar Meyer wiener or two
-Lyrics from BVS, by Steel Panther
Bacterial Vaginosis, also known as gardnerella, is overgrowth of bacteria normally present in the vagina. Women of childbearing age who experience this condition will notice a foul-smelling, “fishy” vaginal odor that includes a gray or white discharge and vaginal itching.
The imbalance in vaginal bacteria may be caused by douching, not using condoms during sex, or having new or multiple sex partners.
It has been reported on social media that the best treatment for BV is drinking a half-cup of cranberry juice mixed with a half-cup of pineapple juice before going to bed along with drinking a gallon of water throughout the day.
My girl used to get BVs before she discovered the cranberry pineapple cocktail.
Brittney: you know, you have a babypenis
Jon: well i hate to tell you...
Brittney: tell me what?
Jon: you have bvs
BV means 'deh beil!' as in 'don't beil!'. This is a Gala/Langlee expression for telling someone not to go into a mood/huff.
person 1: 'Cana nick a fag?'
person 2: 'Nuht, al give ye twos.'
person 1: 'Too far by the way, tha' is VERY extreme by the way.'
person 2: 'Aww, BV by the way.'