A fork of Rural Dictionary
Going to the toilet with a book or magazine and disappearing forever.
He is going to Pappa César on us.
an ape loving person.
do you wanna go to the zoo? Nah, its always crowded with Césars..."
An adhd freak who has a weird obsession with monkeys.
"oh do you know césar? yah, I saw him cuddling a monkey the other day."