Country Dictionary

CAP Bitch

When your GF/BF text's you in CAPs to "yell" at you and even though you know it's only text it still pisses you off.

Joe M: Dude, wtf.
Me: What?

Joe M: my GF is text yelling at me again!
Me: You've been CAP bitched

slap-a-bitch/cap-a-bitch

(v.) an action where someone is provoked to strike. Someone offends you so you slap-a-bitch. Cap-a-bitch is when you shot the person who provoked you.

Person 1: "She just called you fat!!"
Person 2: "it's time to slap-a-bitch!"

Screen-Cap-A-Bitch

To screen cap a picture of a female.

”Yo, son! I’m gonna screen-cap-a-bitch! She’s so fine!"

Bitch Cap

Alcohol bottle stoppers that limit the amount of pour.

Take that bitch cap off and chug that liquor!

cap-wearing bitch

What you call a liar who is trying to stir up some trouble

Nancy: "So, I told them that I know more than they do about those things. Don't trust them at all! I know truth!"
Silent G: "Nope! You did no such thing you cap-wearing bitch! Now go fetch me some tea."
Nancy: "Yes, queen. Sweet or Tooth-crackin' sweet?"