A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun: A person, usually male, who is acting in an undesired way, similar to asshat. Generally used when a man appears to be thinking with his tiny lower brain especially when engaging in displays of proverbial dick measuring. Altered form of the British slang Cockwomble.
Adj: To describe something ridiculous
"I can't believe Chad sent all the women in the class a dick pic, he's such a gobshite, cockwobble!" "What is this cockwobbling mess?"
When you want to use a unique word for insulting a friend.
Shut up you little cockwobbler.
Look at all these damn cockwobblers.
Cockwobble is a word used when a girl goes to sit down on your Penis and misses making it wobble
When you shag a woman with a monster pussy, you wobble your cock to touch the sides
I had to do a cockwobble to touch the sides