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A game. When you find an otherwise gorgeous woman with a few extra pounds curving her butt/breasts/belly/hips, you sneak up and very lightly squeeze a lovehandle and shake it. You then scream "COOKIE DOUUUGH!" and run away. Amazingly, it causes any woman afflicted by it to freak out and either chase you or start crying.
|Woman|La-de-da~! |Man| *sneak* |Woman| *thinks about shoes, or whatever it is bitches daydream about* |Man| *springs up from behind! If he were a predatory animal, she'd be dead. grabbing her lovehandle* COOKIE DOUUUGH! *zoom* |Woman| *freaks out, screams and flails* YOU ASSHOLE! Stop calling me Cookie Dough!
A completely delicious substance that society prohibits us to bring to gatherings raw, so we are forced to bake it, therefore decreasing its deliciousness
Person 1: Cookie dough is far better than baked cookies Person 2: Damn straight
I wish I hadn't gotten my iTouch for Christmas. I would've rather settled with 1,000 gallons of cookie dough. (:
What a femboi fox's ass tastes like
Why tell us not to eat cookie dough but make it taste like a femboi fox's ass?
The single best flavor of ice cream in existance, hands down. If you don't have some at home, go buy some at the grocery store at this very moment and purchase a small portion of ecstacy.
"I almost wished I was dead, but I had a bowl of cookie dough ice cream and my will to live was renewed."
Someone under the legal age of consent.
Guy1: Yo that chicks fine but she's cookie dough! Guy2: Yep, fun to eat and spread on a sheet, but she aint done yet.
Its a strain of weed. Cookie Dough is a wonderfully potent Girl Scout Cookies phenotype. This particular version of the West Coast’s most popular strain exhibits an orange/yellowish sheen of trichomes and a pungent doughy aroma. Cookie Dough’s effects align closely with GSC’s, offering medical-grade sedation on the body and a well-lit mind that borders on speedy. Enjoy this strain as a means to stimulate appetite and dull physical pain while remaining mentally alert. Beginners beware, as this potent phenotype can be overwhelming. Negative effects such as mild dizziness and dry eyes have been noted by some consumers.
*Hits blunt* Duuuuude what is this shit I got this new cookie dough man