A fork of Rural Dictionary
It's when the nukes starts droppin'.
Bill: Why do I hear air raid sirens and country roads? Ted: It's COUNTRY ROADS time. *Bill has flashbacks to fallout 76* Bill: OH GOD! I NEED TO GET MY KID! *Bill gets into the car* Bill: OH GOD CHAD IS STILL IN SCHOOL! I NEED TO GET HIM! *Bill proceeds to drive into a town of anarchy* Bill: Oh I hope my family's alright. *A flash in the distance is seen* Bill: I'm to late... *Bill opens phone and dialed his wife's number* Bill: I love you Martha,*breathes in, holding back tears* and Chad as well. I meet you when we get up there, ok? ok. *Bill closes his phone and lays back as the light gets closer, closes his eyes, and reclined his chair.