A fork of Rural Dictionary
Cronch
Krawn-ch
/ verb /
a. The noise made when something hard and brittle is broken (whether by biting, crushing, or other methods of destruction). Usually refers to something that is not supposed to be bit or broken, but was anyways. Like crunch, but with emphasis
"That big ol' dog simply cronched that whole carrot!"
The sound you make when eating a banana the correct way
Where is Jim?
I don't know, eating a banana?
Jim: *Cronch* you called?
when your sister is trying to eat your crops in minecraft
You ain’t finna be cronching down on my crops.
The bad smell of an unsanitary or overused, slutty vagina.
"You're probably going to want to clean the sheets when you're done with Sally- I heard she has cronch stank."
"Yeah, I would've gone down on that girl but she's got cronch."