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CRUMP A DUMP

a bowel movement; to take a crap.

"Before I go to the grocery store, I better crump A dump."

by T.Wilson June 01, 2016

CRUMP A DUMP

A saying created by random. It's an adjective that means: too awesome to conjure a real word to describe it.

*lauren plays game...*

casssie:DUDE! did that just say CRUMP A DUMP?

lauren:....no stupid, Crump A Bomb

cassie: that is so CRUMP A DUMP!!!-glee-

by CRUMP A DUMP [cassie] April 09, 2007

crump 'n' dump

The dance you perform when you think you have bought into the bottom of the market, only to see the Dow drop below 7,000.

I was doing the crump 'n' dump when I saw the market tank right after I bought in.

by thrillbilly March 07, 2009