A fork of Rural Dictionary
A cloth, towel, article of clothing, or "rag" used before, during, or after a male ejaculation. It can be used to clean up, clean the phallus, or actually be used as a target for the ejaculate to avoid a mess.
The sick fuck used my panties as a cum rag.
No, no that's not my cum rag it's my handkerchief!
someone or something u use to wipe ur dick with after ejaculating
Adam - dude i accidently used my girlfriends english essay as a cum rag last night!
John - thats awesome!
A Rag used constantly to clean up Cum after beating off a Penis
Tim used his Cum Rag to clean up his jizz after accidently dripping some on the table.
That white rag you hide in your pillow case
Guy 1: bro what’s that lump in your pillowcase
Guy 2: that’s my cum rag for when I wanna get happy
A cum rag is a device used to catch ejaculation fluid after one. A cum rag is usually an old t-shirt, towel, sock, pretty much anything handy of the sorts. In a typical masturbathon, people will use a cum rug. A cum rug is basically an enlarged cum rag.
Guy: Mom! Did you take my cum rag?
Mother: Yeah. It needed washed. It was all crusty.
(Cum Rug)
Announcer 1: Oh! Ricky Valdez's cum rug is taking punishment!
Announcer 2: It's all crusty!