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Cake eater

A person who is rich or has some sort of wealth handed to them. These people usually slid by in society with the help of their parents. These children's don't do much for themselves and get spoiled.. Also most of the time cake eaters are young teenagers.

Loyola Academy students are cake eaters

by Loyola student November 05, 2013

Cake eater

A member of a fire department in Northern Virginia in a rich city or town who goes to no fire....ever....but talks about it like they are actually God's gift to the fire service. They are big on training because that's the only action they will ever see. These people are typically characterized by: clean gear but somehow manage to have a helmet shield that looks like it's been in an oven--probably because it has been, at least 4 flashlights hanging off of them, a helmet that has 3 door chalks and 27 stickers on it, and a Facebook page that shows just how good of a firefighter they are(n't). Also see "wacker," or "fire wacker."

Jefferson: "Bro, remember that car fire we went to back last summer? I really put that shit out good. It was all, like, I'm on fire. And I was all like, I'm doing it, bro, im putting this shit out. I'm fucking awesome." Bill: "You fucking cake eater."

by DCFF July 04, 2015

Cake eater

a big douche. Synonymous with platters of food. Usually 6'3 colorblind males with large egos who wear jays. And thinks they're sweet. More times than not it refers to lazy, retarded roommates who sit around eating cake. All day.

"My roommate is such a f*cking cake eater."

by Neil Platt February 08, 2010

Cake eater

Someone from Connecticut

I just saw someone with Connecticut plates, what a cake eater

by Hakman1982 July 10, 2018

cake eater

A cake eater actually refers to Edina, MN, saying the people in it are so rich they can have their cake and eat it too. It could also refer to rich white suburban kids in general, too. And BTW- Mighty Ducks was filmed in Minnesota, so he's probably literally calling that kid a cake-eater from Edina.

"look at that f*cker driving his brand new BMW out of the school parking lot. what a cake eater"

by Britta D May 28, 2005

cake-eater

Supposedly dubbed by Marie Antoinette during the French Revolution. When citizens complained to her that the peasants were starving and that she should give them bread, she replied, "Let them eat cake!" It is now used as a nickname for all people who live in Edina, MN. Although meant to be an insult (for the dominantely white, rich, and stuck-up high school), many students from Edina now take pride in it. Example: An Edina sports shirt that read, "Cake: Breakfast of Champions" This term is most well known by its reference to Edina native Adam Banks in "The Mighty Ducks."

Stupid cake-eaters, I hate them all!

by MN Native February 09, 2006

cake eater

In Minnesota this goes as follows: Usually used as a derogative term for calling a person of wealth a spoiled 'you have it too easy' piece of shit brat! Usually called to rich kids who drive BMWs and Mercedes-Benz's and get their college and college housing totally paid for and also get a hefty monthly allowance that's so great that they have absolutely no need to work in order to maintain their lavish lifestyle. This is a cake eater. Synonymous with calling someone: Spoiled rich little fuck!

Cassi: "Did you see Jesse's new BMW? He thinks he's so damn cool driving around in it but we all know his daddy bought it for him - and plus, the kid doesn't know how to drive it anyways!" Tim: "Yeah, but dont worry about that cocky fucker, he's just another cake eater!"

by Jesse Giswold February 15, 2006