A fork of Rural Dictionary
Telling a specific person or group to calm down or chill out.
Person 1 - "Oh my god! I just failed my math test!"
Person 2 - "Bitch, calm yourself!"
"Calm Yourself" is a way to tell someone to shut the fuck up without sounding to rude.
Trey: Did you hear about sally the dinosaur?
Marcus: Calm yourself "shut the fuck up trey"
A day for butthurt females who think all guys do is objectify them
Calm your titties its National calm yourself day!