Country Dictionary

Short for "Captain" Can be accompanied with Awesome.

Crunchitize me, Cap'n!

Your lying( New York Slang)

Dude one: Bro, that girl we met at the party was topping me off in the bathroom Dude two: You cap'n Dude two: Nah deadass

From the comercial for Captain Morgan (spiced rum)

"Got a litte Cap'n in ya?"

The act of giving oral sex, especially to a sailor/captain/naval officer. Variations: Hand Cap'n- another word for hand job.

"Captain Bernard sure gives some good cap'ns."

The supreme ruler of Crunchland. Also a pirate.

"ARR, YE LANDLUBBERS! Yer money or yer cereal!"

Author of a pirate-themed webcomic, High Seas Hijinks. Knows a lot about pirates. No relation to Cap'n Crunch or Captain Planet, though these rumors persist. Actual name unknown.

* The Cap'n gnaws on his arm.

Cap'n Insano is a male or female who is so batshit nuts that they are the Captain on their own personal ship of fools (which consists solely of themselves).

"Darla went beserkers on me for drinking her last Yoohoo. That bitch is full-on Cap'n Insano!"