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Captain Redbeard

Male who has red facial hair despite having a completely different hair color (typically brown). On a "Captain Redbeard" the red facial hair is typically prominent yet patchy and frequently has no genetic justification.

Hey Captain Redbeard, why don't you dye your beard a normal color?

Captain Redbeard

Someone who licks out a girl when they are on their period.

Ahahahaha Tom's a Captain Redbeard!