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Captain save a Ho

Anyone who will buy jewlery, or spend money on a ho, just to get the pussy. A punk ass biatch who aint got no game.

It seems like everyone i see these days ain't nuthin but a cptain save a ho.

by matthew gaston February 26, 2004

Captain save a Ho

The new generation Prince Charming from the fairytale books. Someone who specializes in making expensive whores out of regular women. Something Trick Daddy would call Puff Daddy.

Donald Trump is a Captain Save a Ho. His wife looks like she has a plastic number 5 stuck in her ass, or she might just be waiting for the check to clear.

by anon March 01, 2005

Captain save a Ho

a guy who trys protecting a ho in a chat room by standing up for her, by supposedly saving her from everyone else calling her names

Everyone was picking on cuddly jen when chad came in and started being her captain save a ho.

by Girl February 28, 2004

Captain Save a Ho

A man who is insecure with his ability to get women that he seeks out women who are "damaged goods" for whatever reason (usually because of men treating them bad). This man treats them well and tries to be their Prince Charming in the hopes that the woman will fall for him in spite of his attractiveness or other downfalls. He thinks this is the only way he can find love.

My friend Chris thinks he is ugly and that regular women won't be into him. So he looks for women who were abused, deserted, or cheated on. Then he treats them really well thinking that they'll fall for him. Chris is such a Captain Save a Ho.

by TheTruth6998 November 20, 2010

Captain Save A Ho

A guy who always comes to the aide of a woman in crisis who only calls him when she needs something from him.

Man, you are bailing her out of jail again? Or dude, you are paying her rent again? You are picking her "friend" up @ SFO & dropping him off at her house? Quit acting like a captain save a ho.

by AsburyBlue1962 March 03, 2018

captain save a ho

Any sucka that takes a ho'ish woman and trys to change her life around. Trys to turn a ho into a housewife.

Man what's up with that nigga falling in love with that same bitch we ran train on? He aint nothing but a Captain save a ho.

by D_style November 29, 2006

Captain Save a ho

E-40 the rap artist coined the phrase captain save a ho. Where a guy will take care of a goldigger. pay for everything. pay for goldie to get her nails done, hair done, get a cellular hooked up. the guy will be a sucker for the girl and take care of paying for her kids. He will come to the girls rescue like a superhero in attempt to get some play. Dine her and she will take advantage of him. he would actually say I will save a ho baby I am here for you.

Make captain save a ho take care of your kids. make your kids his. it is all part of that take care of me like a superhero with an S on the chest, When I call on the cellular you hooked up, come and save me.

by Clinton Ziza Smith April 27, 2006