A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act in which a woman spreads her legs. A man then grabs a mallet and beats her legs with it. After one of her legs has a compound fracture, the man sucks/licks the blood off of the legs and spits it onto her vagina. He then fucks her vagina.
Dude I swear to God, the Caribbean Crab Legs have got to hurt so bad. I saw this guy do it on this woman once, and I cringed so hard.