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Commonly called "CJ's" by more frequent users, Carl's Jr. has by far the best fast food burger, excluding In-N-Out. It's menu may also be easily manipulated for cheap satisfaction. Combinations of this include: 2 Famous Stars with criss-cut fries, 4 chicken sandwiches, and 3 Famous Stars. Of course, each of these require that for a soda one simply asks the cashier for a cup of "water" then proceeds to get cola anyway.
Maximilian: Yo, fool that practice was long as fuck. I could eat a wild boar. Good thing Carl's Jr. is like a block away. Virat: Word. Let's hit up CJ's 'for we smoke a bowl. Maximilian: Aite, hope the famouses are good today. Virat: True, but I can't wait for some of dos criss-suts.
The creators of the absolute WORST advertising campaign in the history of mankind. Anyone who would actually starve without Carl's Jr. should be dragged out into the street and shot.
Who watches a commercial of people dripping ketchup on themselves and wants to go buy Carl's Jr?
A formerly kick-ass burger joint that completely screwed up, got rid of their french fries for some fake-ass, natural-cut fries that taste like complete and total ass. Retarded management making change for the sake of change.
"Carl's jr. 's new natural-cut fries taste like ass!"
Orgasmic. This food makes you happy about life. If you're depressed, drown your sorrows in the big burger combo. It'll do you good. For 3 bucks, you can't go wrong. Don't get me wrong, Burger King is alright, and McDonald's has awesome Big Macs. But Carl's Jr. is like stepping into the 4th dimension of fast food. Oh yeah.
"I hate myself :( *gun to head*" *mother comes in* "Let's go to Carl's Jr.!" *after meal* "I LOVE LIFE!"
Throwing a naked baby up in the air and it shits on your face
Dam... That guy just got a Carl's Jr.
a good fast-food resturant to go to when you have the munchies after smoking weed. 2 famous stars 4 $2.50 will fill you up and it feels good
i was so blown that night i had the mad munchies i skated to carl's jr. and pigged out. ate 2 famous stars they were the bomb. i was also trippin out in carls jr that night, on top of that the employees there were baked too. hahahahahahah
Hands down the best restaurant or any place to aquire food for that matter in the whole world.
"I'm Hungry, I'm going to go eat at Carl's Jr."