A fork of Rural Dictionary
A carlito is a person who is cool. Carlitos often eat apples and spit in people's face when they do something that is not cool. Also a WWE wrestler
Look at Matt, he is a real Carlito! Carlito: "I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool!"
A relatively kind-hearted person, good person. Often appears to be uncaring, pessimistic and douchey but on the inside he's caring and has good intentions. Extremely antisocial (not goos with people) and quiet but if you're a friend of his, then you mean a lot to him... even if you fall out.
Hey look carlito It's carlito Look at that freak carlito
Carlito is cute as fuhhhhhhk but he’s also super nice. He hates annoying people, and he’s hella funny
Carlos is an entity that spawns in the area of Wilanow, Poland. He is very interested in firearms and far-right politics. Also he has an interest in the Farma Incident, which is rather concerning. He is an unknown entity that might sometimes vanish. When it comes to extra-curricular activities, he enjoys playing War Thunder as the German faction
Teacher: “Carlito, could you please state the difference between the two formulas.” Carlito: “Miss, but i don’t want to”.
A person who lives in El Paso and likes to frequent various strip clubs to show off his mad skills.
Jose: Man, who is this? (sticks 2 dollar bill in g string) Juan: That's THE Carlitos.