A fork of Rural Dictionary
A large Jet continuously dropping bombs leaving a streak of explosions behind its path Google "b-52 carpet bombing up close" and see for yourself.
After 9/11 Bush ordered a massive air strike on Taliban front line positions in the north of Afghanistan using a B-52 aircraft Carpet Bombing Taliban forces.
The act of sending out a large amount of emails to women on a dating site such as "Match.com or "Plenty of Fish". This is accomplished by having several pre-written emails that are copied and pasted with reckless abandon to all potential dates or members of the dating site of the opposite sex, or same sex I guess depending on your persuasion. The root name "carpet bombing" comes from world war II where B-52's would drop thousands of bombs over a broad area basically laying a carpet of bombs. Therefore as a bombardier (guy responsible for dropping the bombs from the B-52) would lay a carpet of bombs over a European city one who frequently sends out mass emails to prospective dates on a dating site could also be called a bombardier.
"Hey Steve what are you going to be doing this evening?" "Well Jim I planned on going home from work, grabbing a bear and carpet bombing match.com for a few hours." "Steve that sounds like fun", Yes it is Jim every time I carpet bomb I get like ten hot women lined up!"
The act of shitting on your partner from their head to their feet.
Adam stood over Eve and began carpet bombing her until she was covered in shit.
When you pull out just before you blow and paint the chick's bush white
"Man, I was railing this chick last night who had a jungle style bush, and I was carpet bombing her like it was the 60's"
When someone defecates while in a sex swing during an orgy.
James is famous in our swingers club for Carpet Bombing every time we have a party.
The act of leaving excrement on your partners pubic hairs during a sexual act.
Sally screamed in disgust as bill layed a huge carpet bombing run down her pubic region!
When, as part of a sexual act one partner takes a steamy dump on the other partners pubes. The act can be either expected/desired or sudden and surprising; though the latter typically produces a negative response.
John: Dude you're banging Becky these days right? I've heard she's a freak - is it true? Dave: Yeah bro, she loves a good old fashioned carpet bombing - I think it's a little freaky myself but it makes her cum like you wouldn't believe. John: ha! Thats incredible! I hope that dumb bitch at least pays for your dinner!