A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a sexual partner with a micropenis becomes erect but still provides lots of silly sex toys as entertainment during coitus.
I went over to his house and he pulled a carrot top on me!
A skinny dumbass who sucks his friend's cock, can often be seen looking at homes planning to bulldoze the homes to place sex dungeons.
That guy is obviously a carrot top
1. Senseless pummeling of one's ass using an orange edible taproot. 2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass. Related Form: Carrot Topping a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.
Awww shit! I know I'mma get carrot topped for skipping school last Thursday.
1. A person with red hair. See Also: red head 2. Scott Thompson, a widely known mediocre comic that is extremely obnoxious. See Also: Gilbert Gottfried
Oh crap, is Carrot Top on television AGAIN!?!
Someone who has orange hair, creates the term '40 for a half.' and dislikes meal vouchers to give as gifts .. like to pretend they are loaded but proper skint. Is a mummies boy through and through and crys many times when his mum doesn't give him a kiss and cuddle before bedtime. Also likes to disrespect woman and has a dick like a frankfurter.
Have you heard about the new ginger guy... Carrot top
a shite comic who lives in the rich area of Winter Park.
Somebody get Carrot Top off the air, please.