A fork of Rural Dictionary
the act of shoving your entire hand into a pregnant woman's vagina, and pulling out the baby. similar to the method used by backwoods rednecks to catch catfish.
my GF is 4 months pregnant. guess I better go cat fishing before its too late
a fish that looks like a cat
i was getting my narbin sucked while i was eating a cat fish
the insertion of 3 fingers in the vagina and switching hands and inserting them then smearing them on a dudes face
I got cat fished last night
A bottom feeder, a tag along, a person riding on the coat tails of someone to get where they are trying to go. A person looking for a free ride, the easy way out. In some cases a mooch. A person looking for a meal ticket, and a Liar.
Suzie got an inheritance, shortly after Johnny started dating Suzie. Suzie spent a ton of money on Johnny buying new clothes, big screen tv's, a new truck for Johnny, and a beautiful condo for her and Johnny to live in. Johnny swore he loved her. Suzie put the truck in Johnny's name because she too loved Johnny. Suzie soon realized that all of her money had been spent. Johnny then broke up with Suzie, took the truck, the tv's, the clothes, and never looked back. Suzie is now broke, and broken hearted. Shame on Johnny, he was just "cat fishing".
When a female is a freak on the DM's but in person not about that life.
Alex: So are we doing what we were talking about through text?
Raven: NO? What do you mean?
Alex: You said you were going to suck my dick and lick my balls and asshole at the same time?!
Raven: No im not like that, we should get to know eachother first.
Alex: Bitch you PUSSY CAT FISHED me!!!
When a woman slams her vagina on a tow truck because it’s nice AF and shiny
Damn… I sure hope insurance will cover all the cover all the cat fish kisses my tow truck just sustained!