A fork of Rural Dictionary
when ur bussin a phat one and ur dead grandma walks in and slaps your peen so she gets cum on her hand
Jimmy: *nutting furiously*
Dead Grandma: What the fook Jimmy that’s desgustang *slaps dick*
Jimmy: Damn grandma you caught me white handed
Caught white handed - when ur bussin a phat one and ur dead grandma walks in and slaps your peen so she gets cum on her hand
When you are caught whilst masturbating.
Yesterday, I was caught white handed, by my mom.
Getting caught cranking it right when you cum.
"Dude I was so horny, so I started jerking. Right when I exploded, my dad came into my room and I was caught white handed."
State of being spotted during masturbation.
A: Have you seen Jake? I suspected he is in his dorm room but it was locked.
B: Hmm.. maybe he is there and didn't want to be caught white handed.
A: Yeah, could be.