A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of smashing a can of beer against your head until it explodes open for you to chug. Also known to some as detonator The name is taken from cave men who would often hit themselves or others in the head with their clubs.
“He keeps trying to cave man the beer but it just won’t pop!”
To walk up to a friend's house unannounced and just knock on their door. It's the way the cave men did it before phones.
Hey man, let's go cave man John's place. Alright (knock knock) (door opens) Friend: it's fuckin 2 am. go home!
club a hoe out, drag her back to your cave, and have your way with her.
"Wow, Julie looked hot last night. Did she go home with you?" "Yeah, but I had to give her the cave man. Close enough."
When you and your girl friend are hanging out you hit her in the head and knock her out with a club like object and yell yabaa daaa baaa doooo then fuck her really hard so she cant walk for a day
me and your mom last night doin the cave man