A fork of Rural Dictionary
"UGH, I'M AT OUT OF MINUTES ON MY CELL! I'LL HAVE TO MY HOUSE PHOOOONE!" Then stop using you're god damned cell phone so effin' much.
A portable phone designed for communicating wirelessly through the use of towers called "cells" hence the name "cell phone". Originally very expensive to buy and call on and fairly bulky, are now in some cases free and very small. As they've gotten smaller, more features have been incorperated like silent mode (vibrate or no ring) and other features like MP3 capability, ring tone, camera, color screen and some more features found in more advanced cell phones called "smartphones" with PDA like functions. Can also be used as "pleasure device" for women too cheap to purchase a vibrator...
"Dude I got this sick camera phone the other day!" -Other Dude "Dude your a cheapass for getting only a cameraphone! I got a smartphone a week ago and it's got 18231371 more features than yours does! OR "Omg becky like the other day like my BF like dumped me so I had to like use my phone I mean you know like what I mean? Like I turned on the vibrate function and like OMG it felt like sooo good." -becky "Like totally girl friend! I do that like every weekend like thats why like I mean like I don't have like a boyfriend ya know?"
An amazing piece of technology that lets you talk to people on the other side of the planet, but is never appreciated.
Jim: My new Iphone is a piece of shit. Bob: Oh yeah my cell phone is a piece of shit to.
An easy excuse not to interact with anyone in the real world.
Bob: Hey, what's up Steve? Steve on cell phone: ...
The term the crack-heads across the street use to secretly talk about their drug or drugs. YEs, we know what you're talking about.
Katey: "Billy, where's my cell phone?" Billy: "It's in your fucking hand you stupid bitch." Katey: "Where's my cell phone?" Billy: " You're fucking talking on it." (Then walks inside all angry and shit.) Billy: (comes out, hands her something and says) "Here's your fucking cell phone!" (Bag of crack) Katey: "It's not enough." Then they argue for like a half an hour, then he finally says, "Bitch, HEAD SHOT! Fuck off and die!" And they both squeal tires out of there driving in different directions. loudest fucking neighbors ever, I swear.
A device that popular teenage girls use to waste their parents' money.
Lisa talked to her boyfriend on her cell phone for 9 days without stopping. The call cost her parents $50,000.