A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who mindlessly kills (or eats very rapidly) bowls of cereal multiple times day (Someone who usually carries a spoon with them everywhere).
The next victim of the Cereal Killer is that Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Someone who is on a diet and only eats cereal
My cholesterol was so high, I was forced to become a Cereal Killer
When you think about it, you use milk to drown your cereal. So technically... YOUR MILK IS KILLING YOUR CEREAL!! Therefore, milk is the true "cereal killer".
Guy 1: Cereal killer is good for you! Guy 2: *runs away from him* Guy 1: Tee hee hee
A person who takes an inappropriate amount of milk from the carton for his own satisfactory, leaving a very small ounce of milk inside the carton, not thinking of the others who live in the household. By doing so, the next person who has a desire for cereal, pours the leftover milk into his cereal bowl, leaving an uneven bowl of milk and cereal. It is basically the person, or cereal killer, leaves a small amount of milk, and someone else attempts to eat cereal, but is instead left with little milk and a lot of cereal, blaming the suspect.
Steve: Hey, you alright? Did you eat any breakfast? Jake: No, man, it was because of that cereal killer, Craig. Steve: Don't worry, dude, you're not alone. You're not the only person who lives with a cereal killer. I live with one, too.
When the milk you pour on your cereal turns out to be sour and you have to dump the cereal out.
Cereal Killer. When the milk you pour on your cereal turns out to be sour and you have to dump the cereal out.
One whom takes pride in or makes thier life revolve around CEREAL. Breakfast of champions! Nothing starts your day off right better than a bowl of peanut butter captain crunch.
I wake up and start my cereal killer routine( watch reruns of adult swim or transformers most the day eating cereal).
A sick asshole, take for example: this fucker down at the cafe who knocked over MY cereal! Can you believe that? I mean, really. Is it a good story? I've been doing this same shit all day.
Guy 1: Hey, du' this ho knocked ova' mu siri owl. I'm gonna' kiw dat' cereal killer Guy 2: O' riley? Guy 1: I know you, you're the one that did it, fucktard! Guy 2 Is stabbed multiple times in the heart. Cops come. Cop: This guy was black, fuck it. We'll just say he committed suicide.