A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of pulling an elderly southern Belle, having her remove her dentures and gum ones nut satchel.
Eric: " Dude! What was up with that blue hair you were skeezing on yesternight?!?"
Ferg: "Who, Gertrude? Bro, I bought her a couple Gin Rickeys and she gave me the ole Charleston Chew in her Mercury Sable!"
A sexual act in which one partner, while performing cunnilingus, adjusts such that the upper lip rests on the women's labia, while the lower lip rests on her anus. the taint is placed in between the lips and 'gummed on', like an old women eating a huge rubber cock.
'Dude, i got smacked with a flashlight while giving my girl droppsies in the car... when i came to, i realized i was giving her the ol' charleston chew.... bitches.
'My girl queefed and farted at the same time. yeah. it was sick. but man, what was worse is that i was giving her a charleston chew when it happened. i wish i was dead.'
When a woman takes a poop, then makes her boyfriend eat it, while fingering his girlfriend.
How was your date last night?
Bad. My girlfriend made me have a charleston chew.
Oh. That sucks.
Ejaculate in the pooper. Pull it out, push the entrails into an ice cube tray. Chill, crack, and serve.
I can't believe she ate a friggin' Charleston Chew!
To pull a woman's lower lip out and bust your load in it. Giving her mouth the appearance of having chewing tobacco in it.
Guy 1 - "So what did you end up doing with that girl last night?"
Guy 2 - "She let me give her a Charleston Chew...also, on an unrelated note, my wife has cancer"
The worst possible word one could possibly utter during a mixed martial arts event...period.
Chris: "This fight is boring."
Ryan: "Hello there....Charleston Chew."
Chris: (Proceeds to kill Ryan)
A sexual act in which a pickle, or similarly phallic item is inserted approximately halfway into the anus, and then removed, inserted in the opposite direction, and eaten until the protruding portion is flush with the skin.
"This pickle is covered in shit. DELICIOUS!"
"Lloyd gave me the best charleston chew last night! He used a banana!"