A fork of Rural Dictionary
Super soft. Nothing in the world could be softer. Often easily broken under pressure and is just naturally broken, often without any cause at all.
Omar: That Thomas guy is soooo soft Hallouda: hes more than soft.... he's Charmin Ultra Soft
Being, or becoming soft, very soft, like really really soft. Could easily be mistaken for a bitch, or someone who has recently lost their balls and developed a vagina.
Coach Huck used to be cool, but all of a sudden that dude became Charmin Ultra Soft.