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Check yourself before you shrek yourself

Take a chill pill and look at your actions. Examine what you're next action because right now, you're heading in a bad direction.

Person: I think I'll go see La La Land! Me: Check yourself before you shrek yourself, dickhead.

by macabre pizza coffin April 19, 2017

check yourself before you shrek yourself

Stepping back and looking at your actions before daring to enter Shreks swamp.

Idiot: Man this forest looks nice i think its where shrek lives! Lets investigate. Me:Bro you better check yourself before you shrek yourself

by emojibitch August 05, 2014

Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

To check your actions before you go off and do something stupid, and Shrek the almighty ogre lord decides to kill you.

Man: I hear investing in bitcoin is the way to go nowadays Man's friend: Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

by Imnotameme January 18, 2018