A fork of Rural Dictionary
A cheeky dick waffle is a smart ass who enjoys dicking with others, sometimes in some very clever or devious ways.
Dandyman: I heard you knew how to make an entrance. If I had known you were going to do all this, I would have hung some Union Jacks for you. Alucard: Hold on! Did you put all this on for me? Who are you? Dandyman: I am Tubalcain Alhambra or the "Dandyman." I may or may not have fed a lie to the local policia that in return for your capture I would give them immortality. Alucard: And they fucking bought that?! Dandyman: Like discount pichi. Alucard: You cheeky dick waffle!