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Cheese Cock

The act of pouring extremely hot nacho cheese all over you dick and taking part in gay intercourse.

person 1: So man what'd you do last night? person 2: I hung out with my boyfriend and gave him that good old cheese cock. person 1: What the fuck.

by ShloviMaster June 02, 2017

Cheese Cock

An uncircumcized penis in which there is a gooey, smelly substance accumulated beneath the foreskin.

Dan has a cheese cock. Bill is a cheese cock.

by Andrew M Fitzpatrick July 03, 2007

Cheese Cock

A very loud and obnoxious Green Bay Packer

That Packers fan is being a real Cheese Cock! PackersGreen Baycheesecock

by Cheese Cock January 11, 2015

Cheese cock

A man from Wisconsin with a very large penis

Bro, I'm nervous about having sex with my new girl, her last boyfriend was a cheese cock

by gtdub23 December 10, 2016

cock cheese

A condition experienced by un circumcised males resulting from poor hygene, in which a sebaceous paste collects under the foreskin near the base of the head; it is characterized by it's fromage like consistency and it's pungent portugese fish market aroma.

Honey, let's pick up some of that head cheese at the deli, it'll go good with the prosciutto and havarti.

by Anonymous September 07, 2003

cock cheese

A sebatious substance that gathers under the foreskin of the penis. Rather un-appealing to females.

Hey dude, whats that spot on your pants, you leakin' cock cheese?

by curlingguy April 25, 2003