A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man who is seen at a baseball field. He may or may not have a child playing in the game, but he sure enjoys watching it. Frequently seen eating cheeseburgers and wearing glasses that look like they were found in a junkyard. But he was the best damn baseball coach Berkley has ever seen!
A: Hey mommy, you know that guy who's always at the field. He's always eating cheeseburgers and has junkyard glasses. I don't know if he has a kid or not. M:That's the cheeseburger man. Stay away from him, he's creepy....
Being a one man cheeseburger apocalypse means you want a craving large of fast food, Burger King to be exact. “ I could go for a Barbecue bacon burger, and a large order of fries, and an orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie.”
1 - “gohd damn I am really a one man cheeseburger apocalypse” 2 - “what the fuck are you on about.”
I could go for a BBQ bacon burger
I'm-a be a one-man-cheeseburger-apocalypse.