A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act when a man preheats a woman's vagina to 450 degrees and then use a "jaws of life" to spread open the vagina only to place the chicken pot pie inside for the baking of a delectable treat. One can use a personal size chicken pot pie to do this act to a man.
So I Chicken Pot Pied my girlfriend last night, and then we donated the final product to the church as a tithe.
You wrap your dick in pillsbury pie dough and stick a carrot up your ass. She then puts canned peas in her mouth and starts to suck you off. While this occurs you proceed to spank her ass with a raw chicken cutlet.
"Yo fam, why is the pie dough missing out of the fridge?" "Sorry man, I gave Bridget the Chicken Pot Pie last night."
It is the best type of food, possibly the pussy of foods.
"Chicken Pot Pie is the pussy of food." -Daithi De Nogla, January 14, 2022
it's a meat pastry, you perverts!
Man, I could really go for a chicken pot pie right now.
everyone's three favorite things!
chicken pot pie are my three favorite things, dude
When you give oral pleasure to a woman with a severe yeast infection.
Dude, my girl was feeling sick last night, and I delivered a little chicken pot pie to make her feel better. Now I feel sick.
when you eat while engaging in intercourse
i love to have chicken pot pie for dinner