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A phrase used when u need to take a shit:
Other phrases: Touching cloth, Turtles head, Take the kids to the pool.

Man i really need to release a chocolate hostage

Poo thats just dying to get out.

I know we only have 10 minutes to get there, but I have to release these chocolate hostages!

An unwilling turd; the reluctant passage of feces.

A piece of shit.

Billy can't come to the phone. He's negotiating the release of the chocolate hostage.

Another term for going to trap 2 and releasing ones bowel.

"Jesus christ, spencer has just been in trap two and negotiated the release of a chocolate hostage, it stinks"

Another term for Poo

"...I'll just have to and release some Chocolate Hostages"

Feces, Crap, Poo, Excrement

Time to go release the chocolate hostage.

a turd which is being held captive for a later release

The chocolate hostages are getting restless. I better hurry to the can and release them.