A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you slip out some poop juice and the toilet shoots it right back at your booty hole.
Oh man last night, after those burritos, I had the worst diarrhea and got a chocolate bidet.
When Rhett and link became a chocolate fountain, and the liquid chocolate went up links ass, then Rhett proceeded to get down on his knees and open his mouth for links gooey goodness
“It’s like a bidet that does exactly the opposite of what it should do, which is called a badonk or a chocolate bidet”