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Christian Church

A place commonly mistaken as a peaceful place of worship and prayer, but is actually in reality a place where people with schizophrenia go to make sense of the voices in their head, the rich get richer, and pedophiles find new little boys.

"Did you hear about that time that christian lady from the christian church on Holy Road screamed she heard god in that walmart while St.Henry was fucking that 8 year old boy in the bathroom?"
"Which one?"

by Airylist November 30, 2020

super fundamentalist Christian church

What Kevinjthorton (a YouTuber) went to before he was fully gay

A super fundamentalist Christian church isJust a Christian church that needs money.

by Biemeret_Bro5 December 04, 2024